Bob Pielke at play.
Please do not feed him,
although you may certainly pour him a martini.
Some inquiring minds have pondered why he is not smiling,
and such minds deserve an answer -- some day.
Meanwhile he humbly beseeches everyone to read his writings
for a clue that perhaps may solve this enigma --
and provide some enjoyment to boot.
Note: The background music on this page is "The Gettysburg Song"
with the permission and encouragement of the Michael Chain Band